Q
If I met you in real life I would love you. Oops too late.
A

Lol Wesley ur gay

BURN!


Inbox me a “If I met you in real life….”


the-epic-crew:

japhers:

sollux-faptor:

You are THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM, and you won’t judge the other fandoms for judging you. You agree with them, really. You should just disappear. That would be better for everyone.











You are the HOMESTUCK FANDOM. These past few months, you’ve made a lot of friends, and regardless of what everyone else thinks, you decide to hold on to the faint possibility that people might be able to like you along with everyone else.

It’s back Homestucks.

the-epic-crew:

japhers:

sollux-faptor:

You are THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM, and you won’t judge the other fandoms for judging you. You agree with them, really. You should just disappear. That would be better for everyone.

You are the HOMESTUCK FANDOM. These past few months, you’ve made a lot of friends, and regardless of what everyone else thinks, you decide to hold on to the faint possibility that people might be able to like you along with everyone else.

It’s back Homestucks.

(via kitsdemon)


miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

(via karkat-shut-up)


ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

(via ivyxaur)


akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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(via karkat-shut-up)


fagmobs:

This is disturbing

(via halfway-punk-rock)


I just browsed my tag and found my old text post attempts they all have no notes :/


slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

(via generalbooty)


Friend: "I'm pregnant"
Me: "you're a guy"
Friend: "in my heart I'm pregnant"
Me: "I think you would die"

rapicho:

Those times people are all mad at you for stabbing them


rapicho:

everyone has that one friend that they can place into a stereotypical variety of friends that everyone has apparently one of


hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

(via thestalkerbunny)


lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

(via thattallsummonerguy)


I’ll be taking requests for the next couple of days

What kind I don’t know just ask for me to do stuff and I might